Mario Marseglia Sr., The Neighbor's Wife
When Grandpa's shop was at it's first location, there is a car lot there now, there was a house across the street. Every afternoon the woman would wash her windows. Normally this would not be a noteworthy event. This woman however, would wash her windows topless.
Skippy Wiley and the regulars would come to call at the appointed time. Needless to say Grandpa's shop drew a crowd when ever it was cleaning time.
Mario was shaving a customer when the husband came to the shop. He was furious and threatened Mario and all his patrons. Mario turned on him, straight razor in hand and said to him, "Get out of here before I slit your throat. Why don't you tell your wife to stop washing the windows topless."
And so the husband left and the woman washed windows no more.
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